Raindrops in Ent-beards
And whiskers on wizards
Bright Rings of Power
And boiled Orc-gizzards
Black-mantled Nazgul
Who're owned by their Rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Hobbits on ponies
And lembas with noodles
Gollum, and Gimli
And oodles and oodles
Of heated discussions
About Balrog wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white armor
Who fight in the masses
Mad old Denethor
Who burns into ashes
Rohirrim warriors
That fight while they sing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the knife bites when Shelob stings
When I' feeing sad
I simply remember My favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad
